

Actual revolutionaries administer new revolutionary diet plan
SEATTLE, Wash., October 4, 2017 /TPRI/—Many diets bill themselves as revolutionary, but a new diet from the medical experts at The...


Seattle dad embarrasses teens by dressing like a house elf
SEATTLE, Wash., September 2, 2017 /TPRI/—Greg Smith, a 53 year old part-time copyeditor who works from home while his wife works...


Laundry study fails to provide evidence of paranormal entities
SEATTLE, Wash., July 21, 2017 /TPRI/ — In a press conference today, representatives from The Procrastination Research Institute released...


Recently discovered species chucks random crap onto frozen lake
SEATTLE, Wash., Jan. 7, 2017 /TPRI/ — Researchers studying a subspecies of Homo sapiens living in the Pacific Northwest, the recently...


Study shows eye rolling in adolescents critical for health and success
BOSTON, Mass, Jan. 21, 2016 /T.P.R.I/ — In a study recently published by the New England Journal of Science, researchers report that...


DISHWASHER: The epilogue
I have found myself increasingly impatient with certain housemates who seem confused about usage of the dishwasher. Dishes go in, dishes...


Dressed for success 1/4: A good impression
I was alone in a small office building with a man at least twice my age, ostensibly interviewing for an account-manager position. But, in...


Dressed for success 2/4: An unlikely stroll
Philadelphia’s signature aroma in the late 1980s was a distinctive blend of diesel fuel, urine, and a few hundred years of accumulated...


Dressed for success 3/4: The trench coat incident
With dress shoes tucked in my shoulder bag, I wandered home on sneakered feet, making my way noiselessly from one streetlamp’s circle of...


Dressed for success 4/4: Tested on bunnies
It was the early 1990s, and I was a technician at a major software company, back when they still had in-house technical support...