DISHWASHER: The epilogue

I have found myself increasingly impatient with certain housemates who seem confused about usage of the dishwasher. Dishes go in, dishes come out. But how is that done, exactly? Does it require a voter registration card? Does it require an engineering degree? In fact, it does not. I have developed a simple chart to aid in dirty-dish decision making. If you would like a downloadable PDF of this chart to use in your own home, click here.